Food: Apple and Peanut Butter

Why is it that when I search for ~*~healthy breakfast ideas~*~ I can only find recipes including eggs and/or hot oatmeal. I don't want to cook eggs every morning, I hate washing dishes. I really have to psych myself up for hot porridge, in Australia, in the summer (or really, anytime).

Also on the list of things I don't like eating: yoghurt and cereal. Because I have lactose intolerance it's not just gas that comes out of my food hole 10 minutes later. (But the pertinent question is which food hole?)

I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner -- it might be because fat people are just really stupid -- but I've just thought of apples and peanut butter as a solution. It's like you're eating chips and dip, but only none of those things.

For those of you calorie counting at home (poor fuckers), 1 large apple and 2 tbsp of peanut butter has:

313 calories, 35g carbs, 16g fat, 10g protein

It's better than skipping breakfast in a passive aggressive move against the whole institution of breakfast foods for not providing a non-egg/yoghurt/oatmeal breakfast alternative, and being murderously hangry by 11am.

As an aside, I should probably get some pictures up in this joint.