Wednesday, April 29, 2015

FAQ

HO HUM.

Thought exercise: Troll the Troll

My blog is about talking about exercising, and healthy food, and being fat, but without a focus on weight loss. 
Do you think this will annoy the fuck out of r/fatpeoplehate and others likeminded, because there is literally no reason to hate this blog except that the author is fat and writing for fat people?

BUT YOU'RE PROMOTING OBESITY?
Yes, I sure am. Through exercise and a healthy diet. That sounds like a fast ticket to Hamplanet Town, population: us.

BUT YOU'RE A FAT AND THEREFORE UNHEALTHY
Yes, I bet I am with all this exercise and healthy food and all this fat. Also mental and emotional health is totally a pile of shit and is not included in overall health, as we all know studies have shown repeatedly BIGPHARMA. 

BUT MY TAX DOLLARS
I would like to see these tax dollars because I need some new curtains.

BUT YOU LOOK SO GROSS, MY EYES, MY EYES
Yep, wiggle dat jiggle




3 comments:

  1. Oh I love sarcasm! Really not sarcastically said...

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  2. wiggle dat jiggle indeed

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  3. lol i love the new curtains comment!!
    You're the best and I love that you're blogging again.
    love you xx

    Spijky Katie

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